Jethalal and Babita Jokes in Hindi - Taarak mehta ka ooltah chashmah Jokes

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Taarak mehta ka ooltah chashmah Funny Jokes - Jethalal & Babita/Daya Jokes

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Babita : meri jeans 2000 ki hai. Mera top 3000 ka hai.
Mere jute 1500 ke hain.
Jethalal : Phle chain band kar pagli….
20 rupye wali chaddi dikh rahi hai.

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Babita: Agar me teri maa ban jauto tuje 2 din me sudhar du!
Tapu: madam me abhi jake
apne bapu ko btata hu ki..
Jethiya teri lotery lgne wali hai. :p

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Babita Daya Se : Mujhe bachcha nahi ho raha!
Daya : Aiyar Bhai namard hoge..?
Daya : Aiyar kya,
mujhe to tumhara pati bhi namard hi lagta hai.

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Bhide Ki Beti: Mein padosi se pyar karti hu aur uske sath bhag rahi hu!
Bhide : Thanks mere apise aur time dono bach gye.
Beti: Papa mein to letter padh rahi hu!
jo mummy rakh ke Gayi..!!

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Bhide: Gaali kya hai?
Tapu Sena : Krodh ke smay mukh se nikle ashudh shabdon ka samuh
Jinke uchcharan ke paschat Vyakti ke hriday Ko ShantiKa anubhv hota hai.

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Gogi : Dettol sabun hai?
Abdul : Hai,
Gogi : Accha wala?
Abdul : Ha
Gogi: Acchi quality ka hai na?
Abdul: Ha
Gogi: Hath dhokar 1 Kilo aatta dedo.
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