Exams Jokes Collection - Funny SMS for Exam

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Students SSC/HSC Exams Jokes Collection - Funny Exams Jokes

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Exams ki sari tayyari ho gayi

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Pen
Pencil
Scale
Eraser
Uniform
ID Card

Sub tayyar hay,

Ab bus....

Parhna baqi hay :p

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Hum jeete EK bar hai,
Marte EK bar hai,
Pyar EK bar hota hai,
Aur shaadi bhi EK hi bar hoti hai..
TO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUN ???


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To be a ¢â‚¬Å“Good professional¢â‚¬Â,
always start to study late for ¢â‚¬Å“Exams¢â‚¬Â.
Because it teaches how to manage ¢â‚¬Å“Time¢â‚¬Â
and tackle ¢â‚¬Å“Emergencies¢â‚¬Â!!

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"Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.

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Exams ka saya hai,
exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai?
duniya wale kehte hain ache number lo,
par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai!!

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Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai?