Friday, 13 September 2013

Exam SMS -140 Characters SMS - Jokes/Pranks on Examination

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Jor ka jhatka hye.. joro se laga,
Pdhai ban gye umarkaid ki sja..
Ye h udasi jaan ki pyasi,
Copy mile na chupao aisi jagah.

Agr question papr tuff lge
ya smajh me na aye to ek gehri sans lo aur zor se chillao
kamino fail hi karna he to exam kyo lete ho...!?

I thought i m in love,
My nites going sleeples
My days going useles
So i askd GOD
Is dis LOVE?
God replied
No Dear
Sylabus zyada hai or tujhe kuch nhi ata hai

Examiner:y r u under tension?
Did u forget admit card,ID,or calculator?
studnt:No Sir!
By mistake i have brought tomorrow
exam’s cheating material today.

1000 pages ki book kitne din me padhi ja sakti h,
WRITER- 6 months
DOCTOR- 2 months
LAWYER- 1 month
Engg. student-ye batao exam kab hai..raat bhar mai nipta denge

hum jeete ik bar hain
marte ik bar hain
pyar v ik bar karte hain
shaadi v ik bar karte hain
ti fir ye EXAMS bar bar Q?
jago student jago!!!!

Koi BOOK Aisi Milti Jis Pe Dil Luta Dete
Har Subject Ne Dimag Khaya Kisi 1 Ko Nipta Dete
Ab Syllabs Dekh Kar Ye Sochte Hen K
1 Mahina Or Hota To Dunia Hila Detey.

A student grabbed a coin,

Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”

Tail, I watch a movie.

If it stands on the edge I’ll study

Exams are like Girl friends
- Too many questions
- Difficult to understand
- More explanation is needed
- Result is always fail!


  1. May Be It Will Not Be Easy.
    But It Will Surely Be Worth It.
    Strive Hard And You Shall Succeed.
    Good Luck For Your Exam!
    Exams sms


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