Funny Jokes SMS in HIndi - Jokes & Pranks Messages

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Teacher : Translet Into English.

"Ak Ladki Ak Per Ke Niche Khara Hai.."

Student : Bohot Asan Hai Sir.

"Miss_Under_Standing"

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1 Sardar library me 3 Ghante 1 Book padhne k Baad bola

SO BORING itne sare characters but no story.

Librarian-

Sardar Ji, wo TELEPHONE DIARY thi.

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Maa 10 Saal Ke Bete Se,

Beta Tum To Bade Hoshiyar Ho,

Tumhe Tution Vaale Ko Rakhne Ki Kya Jarrorat Hai,

Tabhi Beta Tapak Se Javab Deta Hai,

Maa Tum Bhi To Kaam Karne Mai

Badi Hoshiyar Ho

Tumhe Kaamvaali Baai Rakhne Ki Kya Jarrorat Hai.

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Ek Sardar apne Marriage Certificate ko ek ghante se dekh raha tha.Biwi boli:tussi inni der se ki dekh rahe ho?

Sardar:Expiry Date dekh raha hu. ....

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Kya Aap Pareshan Hai ?

Dukhi Rehte Hai ?

Neend Nhi Aati ?

Kisi Kaam Me DIL Nhi Lagta ?

To.

To.

To.

To.

To.

Samjo Lo Ki

Vitamin

"She"Ki Kami Hai...!!

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Munna bhai: "Circuit, agar bus pe tu chade, ya fir tujpe bs chadJaye 2 kya hoga"!!

Circuit: "bole 2 bhai,dono baar ticket apani hi kategi."