Thursday, 3 July 2014

Funny Whatsapp Status - Whatsapp Jokes SMS, Whatsapp Msg

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Funny Whatsapp Status & Whatsapp SMS Jokes 

"Politics Jokes"
Rahul Gandhi: Mujhe desh ki bahut fikr hai, par main “Satyamev Jayte” nahin dekh paaunga!
Aamir Khan: Kyun?
Rahul Gandhi: Kyunki uss time “Chhota Bheem” aata hai..


Nurse: Mubarak ho, Aapko teen bachche hue hain..
Santa: Yeh to hona hi tha, Filmein hi aisi dekhti thi.. Dhoom 3, Golmaal 3, Murder 3, Krissh 3…!
Nurse: Achcha hua, Delhi 6 nahin dekhi!!


If a tiger attacks your mother-in-law and your wife at the same time, whom would u save?

Husband: Of course, The tiger… very few are left..!!!!


In a school, A teacher asks the new student her name.
The girl replies, “Happy Butt.”
The teacher says, “I don’t think that’s your name. You need to go to the principal’s office and get this straightened out.”
The girl goes to the principal’s office and he asks, “What’s your name?”
The little girl says, “Happy Butt.”
The principal calls the girl’s mother to get the truth.
After getting off the phone, he says, “Honey, your name is Gladys, not Happy Butt.”
The girl exclaims, “Glad Ass… Happy Butt, What’s the difference?”


Air hostess to Pathan: What will you have sir?
Pathan : Wallah, hamare liye Taveez wala chai laao
Air Hostess: Abbe Afghanistan ke Chapad-Ganju! Woh Taveez nahi tea-bag hai!!


Mehnat Itni Khamoshi se Karo,
ke Safalta Shor Machade!


This Somehow Reminds me of Pregnancy and Child Birth

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